Tour Guide: "This is the Soulfire Gem. It's made of pure gold, with magical stones etched into it. This gem is over 5,000 years old, and was created by our ancestors to win the legendary War of the Ancients, back when the human race was still primitive, and other races like the Wylvans and the Tora tried to conquer our lands."
Visitor 1: "Wow! It must be powerful!"
Tour Guide: "Oh yes, very powerful, it allowed Empress Gyvanna to destroy the invaders and bring the peace we enjoy to this day. In fact, it's believed to be the most powerful magical artifact in the realm, that's why the Empress had it put here in the Citadel, at the center of the metropolis, in order for all to see how powerful the Empire had become. Every Emperor and Empress since then has used it to draw their own powers in order to keep us all safe."
Visitor 2: "Who are those two girls?"
Tour Guide: "These are members of the Imperial Guard. They may look young but they are some of the most powerful Spirit Mages in the lands, able to fight any intruder with deadly magic in order to protect the Soulfire Gem."
Visitor 2: "Are they all female?"
Tour Guide: "Well no, but you know that only women can use spirit magic, so that's why the elite guards tend to be."
Visitor 1: "Has anyone tried to steal it?"
Tour Guide: *laughs* "Well, anyone trying to steal the most powerful artifact in the Empire would be a fool. Still, there are some rebel factions out there, and attempts were made in the past. But that's why the building is surrounded by powerful energy fields, and even if someone got to the gem, these girls would dispatch any intruder."
Ummm.... I would volunteer to re-apply the guards' body oil befroe their next shift - individually or in groups. And I would promise to rub it to a high shine, yessss.